so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
send nudes
from the living room?
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