doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So many bounce houses so little time
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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