alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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