Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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