Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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