To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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