You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Operation Purity has been aborted
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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