i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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