He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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