is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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