The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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