I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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