i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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