she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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