question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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