I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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