Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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