what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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