I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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