normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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