She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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