Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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