Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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