Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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