State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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