watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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