No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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