Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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