he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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