I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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