I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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