these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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