Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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