i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
