Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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