my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
accomplished twins. life is a go
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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