we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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