i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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