Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize