if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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