Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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