I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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