I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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