people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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