i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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