just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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