Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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