In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just gargled with NyQuil
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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