My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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