im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Couch. On fire.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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