Nicole vs. Life
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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