I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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