I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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