it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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