If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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