You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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