yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
tell your sister to shave her snatch
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You should frame my arrest warrant.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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