I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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