Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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