Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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