im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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